Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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