I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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