Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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