hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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