It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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