No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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