He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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