I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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