Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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