Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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