I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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