it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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