you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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