seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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