We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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