can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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