You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
