Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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