The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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