Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
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I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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