RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize