Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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