I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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