I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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