i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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