rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout