ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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