Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
His hands were made for my vagina.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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