I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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