She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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