Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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