I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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