thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
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She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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