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(904): View more from Florida

i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop

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(302): View more from Delaware

I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.

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(602): View more from Arizona

Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.

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(347): View more from New York

It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her

(718): View more from New York

What is this high school

(347): View more from New York

There was a lot of catching up to do bro

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits

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