Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i dont even know how to be here
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.