When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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