spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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