Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to have your abortion
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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