i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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