Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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