You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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