I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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