just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Randomize
