I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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