Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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