I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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