it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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