3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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