kristin has been a bad kristin
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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