Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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