Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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