If i come over, it means nothing
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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