Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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