do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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