drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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