He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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