guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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